New curtains blamed for wayward temp taker


New curtains erected at the establishment of David S. Esq. have been the cause of a spotty attendance record at the beach this week. It seems that his room has been so dark and soundproofed, a phenomenon not experienced since taking up residence on the noisy main road, that he has literally been sleeping like the dead.

Plans will be put in place to ensure that regular programming resumes.

We thank ye for ye patience during this transition period.


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Dave has been an idiot for longer than he can remember. However, his Real Idiot status was confirmed about 20 years ago when Linda and Bevan coaxed him out to the post. Developer and administrator of this website as well as reporter, photographer, and chief spell-checker. Thankfully, other idiots contribute to the site to keep it interesting...

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